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Novel Info
Type | Webnovel - Original |
Author | SamsaraWithWords |
Donations | https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1 |
Year of Release | 2020 |
Status | Ongoing |
Summary
"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”
Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?"
Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.
Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, action, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system.
*No Netorare or Yuri.
*If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot.
*Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one.
*If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st.
Genre
Table of Contents
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- Prologue
- Chap 0 - Prologue: The perfect protagonis
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- Chap 1 - Seduce or die
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- Chap 2 - Divine Pick Up Line
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- Chap 3 - Casanova enters the scene
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- Chap 4 - The thong tes
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- Chap 5 - Meeting a master of seduction
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- Chap 6 - We're stuck in caveman bodies
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- Chap 7 - Unlocking achievements
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- Chap 8 - Stat Growth Multiplier
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- Chap 9 - Swole daddy
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- Chap 10 - A Japanese cutie with R.A. duty
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- Chap 11 - Peacocking
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- Chap 12 - What is attraction?
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- Chap 13 - Jokes and stat bumps
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- Chap 14 - Teasing
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- Chap 15 - Otaku religion
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- Chap 16 - What is charisma?
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- Chap 17 - Stat gain is a hell of a drug
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- Chap 18 - A bet to win the girl
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- Chap 19 - Charismatic evolution!
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- Chap 20 - The crucial momen
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- Chap 21 - What is your life’s blueprint?
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- Chap 22 - Stoned to death
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- Chap 23 - The divine dao of face-slapping
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- Chap 24 - Traumatizing a stranger
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- Chap 25 - Ronald McDonald learns about insta-dates
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- Chap 26 - Motivating a woman with words
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- Chap 27 - Unlocking comfor
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- Chap 28 - Destiny and spirit animals
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- Chap 29 - Points-digger
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- Chap 30 - Club Rat’s Fake ID
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- Chap 31 - The dong game
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- Chap 32 - Dungeon instance
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- Chap 33 - Defusing obstacles
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- Chap 34 - Wingman law
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- Chap 35 - Dungeon Hidden Zone
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- Chap 36 - Pigs get roasted
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- Chap 37 - Dungeon event mini-boss
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- Chap 38 - Dungeon break
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- Chap 39 - First proper date
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- Chap 40 - Baby in burning building
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- Chap 41 - Lose the hair or lose your head
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- Chap 42 - The positives of obliteration
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- Chap 43 - Invincible opener
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- Chap 44 - Crackheads want to eat swan mea
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- Chap 45 - NASA’s lunar sex mission
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- Chap 46 - Cultivation world of skanks
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- Chap 47 - Boner justice
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- Chap 48 - Crime of passion
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- Chap 49 - First proper proper date
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- Chap 50 - Neighborly love
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- Chap 51 - Universal kissing signal
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- Chap 52 - Smile like a doughnu
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- Chap 53 - Batman enters an S&M club
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- Chap 54 - Welcome to hell. We have such sights to show you!
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- Chap 55 - Milf Black Widow R-18
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- Chap 56 - A reward for a good boy R-18
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- Chap 57 - Batman vs. Black Widow R-18
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- Chap 58 - Snake D*ckskin escapes from New York
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- Chap 59 - Achievement Hunter
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- Chap 60 - First skill book
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- Chap 61 - Heavenly treasures
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- Chap 62 - Bendingo on a date
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- Chap 63 - How to get a date to your room and show her your artistic masterpiece
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- Chap 64 - Famous dating sim technique R-18
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- Chap 65 - Squirtle Hydro Pump R-18
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- Chap 66 - Growth skill
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- Chap 67 - Solo Leveling
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- Chap 68 - What girls need
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- Chap 69 - Finding the inner strength to get laid
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- Chap 70 - Succubi are real?
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- Chap 71 - Go Little Finger to give her your Big Finger
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- Chap 72 - Never give up your dream to deliver cream
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- Chap 73 - What it takes to be an MC R-18
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- Chap 74 - Karmic splooge
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- Chap 75 - High Level Mystery Box
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- Chap 76 - Living in a horror movie
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- Chap 77 - Epic skill - Divine Line Generator
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- Chap 78 - Textual intercourse
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- Chap 79 - Three Minute Rule
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- Chap 80 - Choosing the divine pick up line
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- Chap 81 - White knight in plot armor
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- Chap 82 - Chuuni showdown
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- Chap 83 - Katie’s story
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- Chap 84 - Pinkhead in bed
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- Chap 85 - Sherlock and his pipe R-18
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- Chap 86 - Testicular negotiations R-18
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- Chap 87 - The whole points of the nu
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- Chap 88 - Prizes, progress, and platinum hits
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- Chap 89 - It's raining frats and dogs
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- Chap 90 - Last day on Earth
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- Chap 91 - Ben’s eulogy
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- Chap 92 - Nymphomaniac
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- Chap 93 - Breaking last minute resistance
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- Chap 94 - Spanking the Miyuki R-18
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- Chap 95 - Slaphappy R-18
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- Chap 96 - 68 and I owe you one R-18
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- Chap 97 - Novice challenge updated
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- Chap 98 - One last shot at destiny
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- Chap 99 - Salvation or Damnation
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- Chap 100 - Counting down to death
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- Chap 101 - Ben the photographer
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- Chap 102 - How to make her boyfriend jealous R-18
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- Chap 103 - Last seconds of jizzlife R-18
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- Chap 104 - Time’s up buttercup R-18
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- Chap 105 - Male walk of shame
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- Chap 106 - Novice Tutorial Mode has ended
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- Chap 107 - Alphas, betas, and the capitalists who betrayed us
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- Chap 108 - The deadly omega
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- Chap 109 - Become an Elite Alpha
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- Chap 110 - Booty Ches
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- Chap 111 - Flag System
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- Chap 112 - Willy the Wheel of Fortune
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- Chap 113 - Cornered and outnumbered
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- Chap 114 - The fire rises
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- Chap 115 - Isekai’d from embarrassmen
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- Chap 116 - Women love drama
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- Chap 117 - First date in a girl’s apartmen
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- Chap 118 - You’ve got a lot of spunk, kid R-18
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- Chap 119 - Just easin’ the tension, baby R-18
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- Chap 120 - What to do with a virgin R-18
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- Chap 121 - Won’t I get pregnant?
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- Chap 122 - Outgrowing the newbie equips
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- Chap 123 - Destiny or disaster
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- Chap 124 - Starting MMA for safer cuckolding
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- Chap 125 - Sex-men: First Class
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- Chap 126 - An eye for talen
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- Chap 127 - A showdown of the shvontz
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- Chap 128 - Ben's gaming specialty
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- Chap 129 - Hollywood style
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- Chap 130 - Dating in the most unusual place
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- Chap 131 - Edward Jizzerhands
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- Chap 132 - Sexual urban legends R-18
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- Chap 133 - The right answer to every woman’s true or false question R-18
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- Chap 134 - Making war, not love R-18
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- Chap 135 - Unlocking Love
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- Chap 136 - Dreams of wish fulfillmen
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- Chap 137 - The dao of plow
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- Chap 138 - Ben the pyromancer
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- Chap 139 - Asses to ashes, cussed to dus
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- Chap 140 - Ben the poison-breathing dragon
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- Chap 141 - The crippling of Ben
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- Chap 142 - Porn with plo
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- Chap 143 - This is the end
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- Chap 144 - Ben the honor studen
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- Chap 145 - Slapathon
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- Chap 146 - How Ben defeated all cu*mers
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- Chap 147 - Ben and Miyuki's telepathic connection
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- Chap 148 - Empowerment through education R-18
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- Chap 149 - Flipping the world upside down R-18
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- Chap 150 - How to treat an M R-18
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- Chap 151 - The circle of wife
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- Chap 152 - Starting from the Willy
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- Chap 153 - Making the money sho
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- Chap 154 - C*ckupie Wall Stree
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- Chap 155 - A professor's work-load
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- Chap 156 - C*ck leaping over the dragon's gate
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- Chap 157 - Ben's resume
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- Chap 158 - The art of double-speak
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- Chap 159 - The role of media in the world
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- Chap 160 - Tunneling through the Northern ice wall/Wildling ou
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- Chap 161 - Letting it all hang ou
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- Chap 162 - Never dawdle on a diddle
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- Chap 163 - Corner condoms
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- Chap 164 - PUA party
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- Chap 165 - Fallout: New Pengas
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- Chap 166 - Mystical cumbo jumbo
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- Chap 167 - First day of wet work
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- Chap 168 - First Tower Entry
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- Chap 169 - Poison dragon vs mutated fire dragon
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- Chap 170 - First corporate boss figh
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- Chap 171 - Can't breathe, crushing weigh
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- Chap 172 - Fool you once, game on you
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- Chap 173 - A test that wasn't sh*
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- Chap 174 - Olivia's Plan B
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- Chap 175 - D-fusing the d*cking time bomb R-18
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- Chap 176 - An offer a man can't refuse
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- Chap 177 - Spreading game addiction
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- Chap 178 - Ben's haunting pas
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- Chap 179 - Asexual? Kay, let's do i
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- Chap 180 - How to treat a princess/wh*re R-18
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- Chap 181 - Mortals vs. cumtivators R-18
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- Chap 182 - Holding the orgasm hostage R-18
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- Chap 183 - They parted as fiends
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- Chap 184 - The power of trus
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- Chap 185 - Updates and upgrades
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- Chap 186 - Fiction is truthier than strange
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- Chap 187 - Writer's block and dodging c*ck
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- Chap 188 - Take the first step
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- Chap 189 - The real king of shamelessness
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- Chap 190 - A hero knows when to turn swords into plowshares
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- Chap 191 - Ranked Tower Climber
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- Chap 192 - Troll Army
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- Chap 193 - Miyuki's trouble
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- Chap 194 - Dark desires
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- Chap 195 - Camila's dirty secre
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- Chap 196 - You can't spell evolution without love...and nu
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- Chap 197 - Judge, jury, and sexecutioner R-18
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- Chap 198 - Training done right R-18
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- Chap 199 - How to make a bad girl behave R-18
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- Chap 200 - Reborn: Evolving From C*mming R-18
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- Chap 201 - Breaking her in R-18
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- Chap 202 - It was a goop effort R-18
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- Chap 203 - The existence of free willy
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- Chap 204 - First epic achievemen
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- Chap 205 - The magic of testosterone
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- Chap 206 - MILF Hunter
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- Chap 207 - Epic Booty Ches
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- Chap 208 - Elite Human Bloodline Essence
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- Chap 209 - New ability
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- Chap 210 - Weak Grass Manipulation
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- Chap 211 - Hottest club in NYC -- Latrine
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- Chap 212 - The power of confidence
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- Chap 213 - Mind over splatter
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- Chap 214 - What is value?
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- Chap 215 - Raising your value
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- Chap 216 - Negs vs. insults
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- Chap 217 - MOBA, mo booty
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- Chap 218 - The chaos of charisma
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- Chap 219 - The perfect se
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- Chap 220 - Never give up, never surrender to bating
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- Chap 221 - Protagonist vs. nightclub bouncer - place your bets
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- Chap 222 - Ticking fart bomb
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- Chap 223 - Defeating your own weakness
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- Chap 224 - A big tip for a waitress
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- Chap 225 - Hillbilly endurance trial
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- Chap 226 - The haves vs. the have nuts
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- Chap 227 - Steal from the rich and give to the slore
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- Chap 228 - Late and sloppy
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- Chap 229 - Last chance for drunken romance
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- Chap 230 - D*ck or die
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- Chap 231 - Thighlander: there can be only one R-18
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- Chap 232 - The tattoo of a memory
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- Chap 233 - New beginnings, changing times, and culinary crimes
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- Chap 234 - Use Somebody
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- Chap 235 - The slut factor
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- Chap 236 - Katie the delivery girl
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- Chap 237 - Zero Two-hands
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- Chap 238 - Wartortle's perspective
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- Chap 239 - Truth and lies. A beauty cries. No more pies? A dingus dies
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- Chap 240 - Fruit fighter
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- Chap 241 - The art of MMA
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- Chap 242 - Dojo detected
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- Chap 243 - Martial beauty
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- Chap 244 - The melon magistrates dispense justice
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- Chap 245 - Revenge is best served bowled
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- Chap 246 - After school special R-18
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- Chap 247 - Sextra Credi
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- Chap 248 - The rookie fights back
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- Chap 249 - The Soul Crank
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- Chap 250 - The losers' despicable counterattack
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- Chap 251 - The meaning of manliness. The peening of personal talent.
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- Chap 252 - It's shark week
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- Chap 253 - Tower Boss Treasure Room
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- Chap 254 - Reality warping slap R-18
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- Chap 255 - A slice of wife story R-18
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- Chap 256 - Tina's d-termination R-18
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- Chap 257 - The bubble-butt burst R-18
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- Chap 258 - Cleanup on aisle cuck
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- Chap 259 - Family feud, happily spewed
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- Chap 260 - The reality of this world
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- Chap 261 - Strength approaching world class
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- Chap 262 - The best personal talen
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- Chap 263 - The magic of games
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- Chap 264 - Catching the eye of the Brazilian beauty
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- Chap 265 - One person's dream is another's nightmare
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- Chap 266 - Dew as the animals do R-18
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- Chap 267 - I am Jack's raging erection R-18
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- Chap 268 - Manifest destiny R-18
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- Chap 269 - Fariq's sacrifice
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- Chap 270 - Sex artis
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- Chap 271 - White belt vs. blue bel
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- Chap 272 - A despicable genius
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- Chap 273 - Portrait photography--a staple of the adult film industry
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- Chap 274 - Pouty photoshoo
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- Chap 275 - So shy it's cute
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- Chap 276 - Seeking the professor's assistance
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- Chap 277 - See, there are still good peepholes in the world R-18
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- Chap 278 - Well-rounded academics R-18
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- Chap 279 - A bookish d*cksposition R-18
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- Chap 280 - In-stitution of higher yearning R-18
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- Chap 281 - A spewniversity professor R-18
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- Chap 282 - The student syrup-asses the teacher R-18
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- Chap 283 - Top student, bottom student, any position studen
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- Chap 284 - Mythical tier
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- Chap 285 - 286 Burrito investments
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- Chap 286 - 287 F*cked by the finger of fate
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- Chap 287 - Fingered by fate
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- Chap 288 - High quality model
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- Chap 289 - Slap destiny
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- Chap 290 - Time to get serious
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- Chap 291 - Hidden magical wonders
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- Chap 292 - Be yourself and roast the world
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- Chap 293 - Friction
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- Chap 294 - The Water Show R-18
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- Chap 295 - Cumpeensation R-18
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- Chap 296 - Burpin' the baby
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- Chap 297 - Say...d*ck cheeseee
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- Chap 298 - OnlyFans Queen
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- Chap 299 - What is art?
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- Chap 300 - Flower power
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- Chap 301 - A true worshipper
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- Chap 302 - Simp slaughter
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- Chap 303 - The broken and the damned
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- Chap 304 - David and Goliath
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- Chap 305 - A happy family
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- Chap 306 - Climbing down the family tree
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- Chap 307 - Messing with fate
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- Chap 308 - Survival tactics
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- Chap 309 - The key to quick hookups
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- Chap 310 - Leaf it to me
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- Chap 311 - Work hard, get hard R-18
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- Chap 312 - Smellivator R-18
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- Chap 313 - Ice ice baby
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- Chap 314 - Oyakodon
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- Chap 315 - D*ckplomatic relations
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- Chap 316 - Spamming rewards
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- Chap 317 - A true whoarder
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- Chap 318 - Hope for humanity
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- Chap 319 - The tournament begins
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- Chap 320 - Divine mercy
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- Chap 321 - Ben the gravedigger
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- Chap 322 - Humans vs. Dragons
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- Chap 323 - Doorway to the future
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- Chap 324 - Man vs. Midget
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- Chap 325 - Finals star
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- Chap 326 - A champion emerges
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- Chap 327 - Witness me
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- Chap 328 - A cuckold's revenge
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- Chap 329 - KOF champion
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- Chap 330 - Goals and asspirations
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- Chap 331 - Art, truth, wisdom
prettyBoy
This novel is very rare. This is a funny one with lots of humorous jokes and the story's development is neither fast nor slow, it's really steady. Well, the best part for me about this novel is - comedy.